Ever have the urge to ethically saw a porpoise in half, then magically reconnect it? Naw, well neither did we, until we got our hands on these flipperin’ sweet hooded sweatshirts. You too can perform magical surgery on a dolphin today! This wondrous cloth of illusions can be yours for only $30! We also have a few whale sweaters left in stock to complete your marine mammal based steel string wardrobe.
P.S. Come to trivia tonight at 9:00pm, we’ll also have UNC vs Maryland on the projector.