Ever have the urge to ethically saw a porpoise in…

Ever have the urge to ethically saw a porpoise in half, then magically reconnect it? Naw, well neither did we, until we got our hands on these flipperin’ sweet hooded sweatshirts. You too can perform magical surgery on a dolphin today! This wondrous cloth of illusions can be yours for only $30! We also have a few whale sweaters left in stock to complete your marine mammal based steel string wardrobe.

P.S. Come to trivia tonight at 9:00pm, we’ll also have UNC vs Maryland on the projector.

Ever have the urge to ethically saw a porpoise in half, then magically reconnect it? Naw, well neither did we, until we got our hands on these flipperin' sweet hooded sweatshirts. You too can perform magical surgery on a dolphin today! This wondrous cloth of illusions can be yours for only $30! We also have a few whale sweaters left in stock to complete your marine mammal based steel string wardrobe.

P.S. Come to trivia tonight at 9:00pm, we'll also have UNC vs Maryland on the projector.

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